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Review
This mediocre theme/water park features something seriously unique: an adrenaline-inducing and bone-breaking water slide. I’ve never slid down such a brutal monstrosity of a slide.
Three humps await you: you will probably bump your butt on the first one, but on the second you will almost certainly enjoy a short uncontrolled flight before slamming back onto the slide, then splashing with brutal force into the pool. Some of the lighter Thai guys skip like stones over the water, right up to the concrete at the other end of the basin! Do not send your children here. I mean it. But if you are a real freak endowed with good body control, do it. It’s fun beyond any limits, even safety check limits. You might have slid down the highest and fastest slides in America, but this one will have you scared.
The drier and safer theme park area features a pleasant Jurassic Park-like ride, in which you board a safari vehicle and drive around a jungle packed with weird goggle-eyed dinosaurs. The imported ‘Vortex‘ roller coaster, which looks a bit out of place in the park, is state-of-the-art and leaves no scream unheard.
The owners are working on major improvements and due to the park’s proximity to Bangkok’s new airport, there’s a good chance of a better rating in the future.
Siam Park City entrance
Scary-looking Disney characters
Siam Park City aerial
This slide was my highlight, it's really scary!
Looks harmless, but the splash pool at the end is too short
Brave slider
Elegantly skipping like a stone
Fast, but controlled
Another brave Thai guy
Hopping over the water
This one is surprised by the speed with which he hops over the short splash pool
Oh yes, the end is close
Better brake down
Can you see both sliders in this picture?
Can you feel the speed?
The water slide of terror
More harmless slides
Pool with 'beach'
Well-manicured suspended roller coaster
The most cutting edge ride in the park
Inherited from Jerudong Park, Brunei
Dinotopia temple (there was no ride inside)
Jurassic Adventure safari
Dinosaur hissing at the Jurassic riders
Zoo island
Poor monkey on a leash
Coaster, construction and plastic zebras
Looks like a man with a vision
Little clash of cultures
Really scary, ugly, huge plastic cat