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Happy Valley Shenzhen

Theme Park Guy Rating: 1.51.5
Date Visited:
January 02, 2010

Review

The oldest of the four Happy Valley parks (Shanghai, Beijing, Chengdu, being the other three) consists of the usual Disneyland borrowings and is the poorest of the family.

My personal highlight was the river rapids ride featuring super-cold, high-pressure water jets hitting people's faces with such force that it resembles more a war scene than a family outing. The buttons to release the water jets are pressed by slap-happy fellow Chinese onlookers and what you encounter here really looks mean. Have a look at the photos below! The best thrill ride is the yellow inverted roller coaster, however the park lacks a real centerpiece like the Atlantis 'flying coaster' which crowns Beijing's newer Happy Valley park.

It's another theme park with lots of theming, but without the genuine passion for building theme parks.


Happy Valley Shenzhen Happy Valley Shenzhen

Big Thunder Mountain rip-off Big Thunder Mountain rip-off

Rockwork Rockwork

Shoot-the-Chutes splash ride Shoot-the-Chutes splash ride

Inverted roller coaster Inverted roller coaster

Well-themed mini canyon Well-themed mini canyon

This river rapids ride is rough This river rapids ride is rough

It's extremely wet It's extremely wet

Not due to the rapids... Not due to the rapids...

...but due to bystanders paying to shoot cold water at the riders ...but due to bystanders paying to shoot cold water at the riders

From cannons. Fast, hard and cold. From cannons. Fast, hard and cold.

It's a bit of a war scene here It's a bit of a war scene here

Can I, mom? Please, can I? Can I, mom? Please, can I?

Yes! Yes!

And yes again! The locals have no mercy with each other. And yes again! The locals have no mercy with each other.

Coaster with dad Coaster with dad

Overgrown water slides with cleaning staff Overgrown water slides with cleaning staff

Parade car with the least passionate staff possible Parade car with the least passionate staff possible