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Hopi Hari

Theme Park Guy Rating: 2.52.52.5
Date Visited:
December 15, 2013

Review

Brazilians don't speak English, but they are wonderful.

Hopi Hari is the usual, uninspired medley of Wild West towns, Superhero lands, Mummies, Main Streets, and junk food. It's a park that could be situated in any medium-sized US state – that little Latin America went into it. 

However, as opposed to the fate it'd probably encounter in the US, this park is PACKED. 2.5 hour queues to oldish wooden roller coasters and midget flume rides support the conclusion that there is room for a major theme park to be developed in fairly-theme-park-free Latin America. Investors, ignore at your own peril.


Hopi Hari entrance Hopi Hari entrance

Hopi Hari queues are as unforgiving as in Tokyo Disneyland! Hopi Hari queues are as unforgiving as in Tokyo Disneyland!

Hopi Hari Main Street. Hello Disneyland. Hopi Hari Main Street. Hello Disneyland.

Christmas, featuring a psychotic-looking Santa Claus Christmas, featuring a psychotic-looking Santa Claus

Queues to the park's main roller coaster Queues to the park's main roller coaster

A two and a half hour queue... A two and a half hour queue...

...in enticing Brazil... ...in enticing Brazil...

...leading to an old wooden roller coaster... ...leading to an old wooden roller coaster...

...that is so rattly and violent... ...that is so rattly and violent...

...that it freaks people out... ...that it freaks people out...

...whilst looking gentle from afar. ...whilst looking gentle from afar.

Coaster No 2 Coaster No 2

This one is much softer This one is much softer

It's a spinning coaster in the dark It's a spinning coaster in the dark

Best photo I could capture Best photo I could capture

What's inside this suspicious-looking fancy castle? What's inside this suspicious-looking fancy castle?

There we go: an 'It's a Small World' rip-off! There we go: an 'It's a Small World' rip-off!

Why copy if you could create? It's a small world after all. Why copy if you could create? It's a small world after all.

A boring ride that starves for closure A boring ride that starves for closure

Cooling down on a hot Christmas day Cooling down on a hot Christmas day

Can you believe it? This is the queue to that undersized flume ride behind. Can you believe it? This is the queue to that undersized flume ride behind.

Hello Universal Studios. Hopi Hari had many fathers. Hello Universal Studios. Hopi Hari had many fathers.

Superhero restaurant Superhero restaurant

Here's what superheroes eat Here's what superheroes eat

Wild West town. Someone in charge must have said long ago: 'we need that too!' Wild West town. Someone in charge must have said long ago: 'we need that too!'

Hopi Hari view Hopi Hari view

This drop tower has been closed after a tragic accident This drop tower has been closed after a tragic accident

Nonpaying reptile visitor Nonpaying reptile visitor

Brazil! Brazil!

Jolly Brazilians on chairoplane Jolly Brazilians on chairoplane

Brazilians strapped to moving chair (3-D cinema showing awful dinosaur movie) Brazilians strapped to moving chair (3-D cinema showing awful dinosaur movie)

Swingboat, mummy building, coaster Swingboat, mummy building, coaster

The mummy building serves as a haunted house The mummy building serves as a haunted house

More mummies More mummies

Looney Tunes characters all over the park Looney Tunes characters all over the park

My Hopi Hari highlight was the Brazilians! My Hopi Hari highlight was the Brazilians!