Here is a map showing all the hotels and places I've stayed at. It took me some time to compile this, but it actually inspired a sense of beautiful nostalgia. Try doing this yourself!
I've added a short comment for each stay, so this map may help you a bit with your own vacation planning! Totally empty beach resorts with crystal-clear blue water and jumping dolphins, just you and them? Places without smartphone junkies where people make eye contact and smile at each other? Palace hotels from heaven? Transit hotels from hell? Here we go: http://www.offhotels.com/map