The Theme Park Guy

Jan 12

Up, Up & Away

Jan 12, 2023

If – for a moment in time – you feel the deep urge to forget about the pandemic, the war, the news in general, or maybe your ex-spouse, mother-in-law, toxic boss, abusive customer or lazy employee, come to our island in the amazing Azores.

We have a road that steep, it’ll make you (and your car) forget everything else.

I strongly recommend not to be as stupid as me and actually go drive it. But if you do, and once you get back up and unglue your jittery hands from the steering wheel, you’ll have had that coveted moment of truly living in the here and now, I guarantee you that!

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The Theme Park Guy
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Theme Park Suppliers
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Theme Park Headhunter
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Theme Park Interviews
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Theme Park Consultant
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Media Based Attractions
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Global Hotel Map
Stefan's personal travel map
Maldives Overwater Villas
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True Dubai (2006)
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Inkline Media Canada
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Theme Park Holding Ltd.
Our holding company
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Our UAE company